Update: I left yet another message on this girl’s cell, probably my fourth or fifth this week, asking her to at least call me and let me know she hasn’t died. No reply. So she’s probably dead or paralyzed, making this that much more disrespectful.
[Name redacted], if you ever read this, I’m so, so sorry. About this, and about your marriage. (ZING! (SORRY AGAIN.))
Man. Tucson. It’s been real.