1. Carly and I went to a Mets game today. In the words of our friend Tanya, “You guys only had to pay $10 to witness the utter humiliation of a group of professional athletes.” Tanya is a Yankees fan and our other friend Joe is a Nationals fan, so we were Nationals fans, which proved to be the right call. There were 14 innings, and they were all hilarious. Highlights: Ollie Perez taking a break from the episode of “Bones” he was watching in the dugout to pitch in the 14th inning and completely fucking things up for his team, leading to their immediate defeat. Carly yelling “I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, AND I STILL LOVE YOU” at Ollie Perez. Tanya teaching us the 9 fielding positions and how they affect scoring (I KNOW SO MUCH NOW!)
2. Carly, Joe and I came up with a hilarious idea on the train for a babysitting service that is just us chloroforming children…Maybe you had to be there? And also we don’t advocate actually chloroforming children? Forget I said anything. In fact, I wish I had some chloroform right now. What?
3. Would you like a more intimate look at our glittering city lives? Here*:
*Note: “LARP-ing” stands for “Live-action role playing.” Uncomfortably, Carly knew what this term meant before it came up in the episode of “Degrassi: The Next Generation” she was watching.