Monthly Archives: February 2011

An open letter to the cast and crew of “Hang Time”

Dear cast and crew of Hang Time, MORE PLEASE!  If 90210 can come back, so can you. You know Reggie Theus (“as Coach Bill Fuller”) doesn’t have anything better going on. And it’s high time Dick Butkus made his … Continue reading

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“Who will burn the bodies?” Or, “The Bachelor”: Season 15, Episode 8

Hour 1 – Sarah Oh my god. I’m so tired. And hearing Harrison intone “Tonight. On. ‘The Bachelor’” + all the screaming made me feel like there was a fist around my heart. Let’s do this. NYC!!!!!!!!!!! Shout out? (Love … Continue reading

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An open letter to my fantasy basketball team

Dear Hotlanta Hamsters, Well, here we are. According to my ESPN fantasy website, there’s one more matchup left in our all-too-brief career. Though we have a 6-9 record, which is definitely not the worst in the league, I doubt we’ll … Continue reading

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“BOOBS!” Or “The Bachelor”: Season 15, Episode 7

Hour 1: BABY GOOOOOOOATS! And other things. Oh haaaay! It’s Carly. Before we begin I want to warn you guys that I’ve really been getting into using the science of Paint to doctor photos. Not that you’ll be able to … Continue reading

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February Is Open Letter Month: A letter to the Brooklyn children who love to hit on me

Well, folks, it’s Valentine’s day. What will I be doing, you ask? I, naturally, will be watching “The Bachelor” and drinking beer with my blended family (Sarah and the dogs–relax Moms). It’s not like I can complain about it, though. … Continue reading

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What if the big season finale reveal is that it was Brad’s twin bro THE WHOLE TIME? Or, “The Bachelor”: Season 15, Episode 6

Hour 1 — Sarah’s at the helm Tonight — I forgot these idiots were taking this show on the road. Costa Ricaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! “I need to make sure I’m in his head as much as possible,” Michelle interviews. Cool, sounds like … Continue reading

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“I once shot Feminism, just to watch it die” OR “The Bachelor” Season 15, Episode 5

Hour 1: Carls Barkley WELCOME TO HELLLLLLLLLL! I’m here to hold your hand and comfort you through the first hour of this week’s “The Bachelor.” Let’s get right to it, shall we? My main squeeze Chris Harrison greets the girls … Continue reading

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