Monthly Archives: June 2011

“The Bachelorette,” Season 7 Episode 6: Did you know that if you say the word “closure” 2 billion times, you’ll have it?

Hour 1 – Carly I know, we’re late. It’s unacceptable, and I welcome your judgmental glares. To be fair, we have been busy doing semi-important things like finding somewhere to live. NOT THAT I’M MAKING EXCUSES. Also, full disclosure: I may … Continue reading

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“The Bachelorette,” Season 7 Episode 5: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Hour 1 – Sarah I was planning to work out this evening prior to “The Bachelorette,” so the endorphins would keep me alert and HILARIOUS while I slaved away on this post. Instead, I came home, ate a grilled cheese … Continue reading

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Expectations v. Reality/Journey to Barftown

Okay. So we sort of dropped the ball where bringing you non-“Bachelor” content is concerned. It’s just that it’s so hard to maintain a widely read blog in the summer, when there’s also all of this prosecco to drink. But a … Continue reading

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“The Bachelorette” Season 7, Episode 4: “Think about all of our troops overseas.”

Hour 1: In which Ashley is in beautiful Thailand with mostly hot guys and still can’t manage to talk about anything but how her life is SO! HARD! Oh hi! Carly here. Let’s get to it, shall we? The previouslies … Continue reading

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“The Bachelorette” Season 7, Episode 3: “I hate seeing people cry. It’s so…unattractive.”

Hour 1 – Sarah! If the previews from last week are to be believed, this is the episode where several of the “Bachelorette” contestants reveal that they signed up for the show hoping to land a different Brad Womack cast-off. … Continue reading

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“The Bachelorette” Season 7, Episode 2: Swimming in BENTLEY’S own pee

Hour 1: Carly Tonight on the Bachelorette – Ashley stages a fake wedding with one of the men? Wow, 15 seconds into the pre show promo and I am already uncomfortable. Way to be, show! Also the Jabawockeez are here? … Continue reading

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