Monthly Archives: July 2011

The Bachelorette” Season 7, Episode 9: So weird, you guys — Ashley and JP both love beaches!

Hour 1: Carly Tonight, on The Bachelorette. JP slings Ashley around a lot. Constantine is pretty hot. Someone returns… apparently Ben F. is going to just be boretown USA, as he makes no appearance in the opening scenes. Ashley arrives … Continue reading

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Imaginary New York Times Headlines, Based On The Partial Headlines I Am Able To Read On My Phone

Key Purple = 1/2 of a real headline sent to my phone, as I am too busy and important to click on the message and read the whole thing, hence — Black = my sparkling original prose News Alert: Obama … Continue reading

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“The Bachelorette” Season 7, Episode 8: “A lifetime of adventures with myself.”

Hour 1 – Sarah I am going to wager that both Carly and I have spent the past week fervently hoping that we will get to recap the visit to Ames’s hometown. WHO WILL WIN??? Just a note: I’m already … Continue reading

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LOL. Boo! Volume 1

Boo! In May, I fell on a moving walkway at JFK Airport. There was lots of blood, and even more people standing around! It was great. This past month, I’ve spent a couple of weekends at the beach/pool and apparently … Continue reading

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“The Bachelorette” Season 7, Episode 7: Song of the Grobanoffs

Hour 1 – Carly Why hello there! Welcome back to The Bachelorette. Last week we were given a brief reprieve to watch fireworks, drink beer and revisit fond memories of seasons past, when you at least thought about believing Chris … Continue reading

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