Monthly Archives: January 2012

“The Bachelor” Season 16, Episode 5: “Maybe she drank too much and the Jersey Shore came out.”

Hour 1: Carly I must disclose that due to a DVR malfunction, I actually saw the second half of this episode before I started the first, and WHOA YOU GUYS THINGS GET SO GROSS. Sarah will have the pleasure of … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 16, Episode 4: “I almost just want to rip her head off and verbally assault her.”

Hour 1: Carly Ben and his mop fly around Park City in a helicopter. It’s absolutely beautiful (the view, not Ben’s hair because come on), which just immediately fills me with rage. The women are taken to their gorgeous hotel, … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 16, Episode 3: “I’ll be perfectly honest, I don’t like the bitch”

Hour 1 – Carlz It’s MLK day, but The Bachelor takes no time off because the work they do is too important, and also they are racist. Judging by the promos, a LOT happens tonight, so let’s dive right in. … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 16, Episode 2: Google Blakely. Just not at work.

Hour 1: Sarah This week we are headed to Ben’s house in Sonoma, where, the promos tell us, we can expect a lot of making out in the pool and a looooot of crying. Ben is going to water the … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 16, Episode 1: “I don’t want to be drama”

Hour 1: Sarah Oooooh, it feels so good to have the violins of “The Bachelor” back in my ears! We begin, as we always begin, with footage of Ben being rejected by Ashley, and in a rare “Bachelor(ette)” twist, shutting … Continue reading

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