Monthly Archives: February 2012

“The Bachelor,” Season 16, Episode 9: “You ever play ‘Hey, Cow?’”

Hour 1: Sarah “The Bachelor” crew is in Switzerland. I spent Saturday night watching “The Sound Of Music” and bawling my eyes out, and I’m a little offended that the show is sullying the Von Trapp family’s sanctuary. Is nothing … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor,” Season 16, Episode 8: Oh My God, Just The Worst

Hour 1: Carly It’s hometown date night! This is always the most boring episode. Parents will be skeptical, but will ultimately give their blessing for their daughter to go to an island and bang it out with a dude in … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 16, Episode 7: Do you Belize in life after love?

Hour 1: Sarah Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody! I hope that everyone who is single and wishes they weren’t found solace knowing that at least they will never have to endure a tropical vacation/open-mouthed kiss with Ben. This week, everyone is … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 16, Episode 6: Love Means Never Having To Say You’re Sorry About Cultural Imperialism.

Hot damn, this was boring! We open with shots of 7 different makeout seshes while Ben VOs that he “could see [himself] with some of these women,” It’s serious,” etc. etc. What a relief that out of the 8 ladies, … Continue reading

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