Monthly Archives: February 2013

“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 8: Sex daaaaates! (nothing you say will convince me otherwise, Sean “born again virgin” Lowe)

Well folks, we’re in the final stretch. Sean has taken his final three girlfriends to the South of Thailand to figure out who he has the best sexual chemistry with. Sean lies that he still has no clue who he … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 7: Sean Lowe is crazy about you

Guys! It’s the hometown date episode! Time flies! Only one more week til SEX DATES! We’re starting off in Houston, with poor, broken AshLee. Before meeting Sean, she didn’t know what “real, true love” was. Eesh. So glad that a … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 6: “Nobody’s going to take my sparkle away.”

We open the episode with Sean announcing that he’s decided to break the rules again, and fly into St. Croix with the gals, instead of sequestering them in their usual STD-riddled plane of despair. The women arrive at their beautiful, … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 5 (part 2): Sean Lowe helps bring shame to a family

Look. I’m just going to be upfront here and save you the disappointment I felt at the end of the episode. No one is going to die tonight, okay? We open the episode with Harrison introducing the second half of … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 5 (part 1): OMG WHY IS THERE ANOTHER EPISODE ON TONIGHT?!

Oh boy. Four hours this week, you guys. That’s a lot of abs and a lot of crying to get through. Tonight is the first half of this “special Bachelor event”, and I’m going to try to keep it brief … Continue reading

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