And we’re not going to talk about it. We spent the first half of the season learning what a nightmare human Tierra is, and guess what? That’s still true! New information: she’s now engaged. Not new information: her grasp on the English language continues to be tenuous at best.
The only other ladies who took the stand were Sarah, who everyone still feels really bad for, Desiree, who is probably going to be the next Bachelorette, and A is for Abandonment AshLee, who sassed Sean up and made things supes awkward in that studio.
Anyway, next week is the finale, which will get the full recap treatment, plus the “After the Final Rose.” Until then, stay sparkly.