Monthly Archives: January 2014

“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 4: Juandam Style

OK so real quick before we dive into tonight’s episode: Sean and Catherine’s wedding. Chris Harrison is for real the pimp to Sean’s john. Like, how many times can we allude to Sean and Catherine retiring to their marital bed … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 3: Footballin’

HOUR 1: SARAH So, the elephant in the room. Juany Pabs, it’s 2014 and I’ve seen your tongue enter at least three other girls’ mouths. Maybe your New Year’s resolution should have been to be less judgy wudgy. The latest … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 2: Dogs, Drunks and the Hymen Maneuver

Apparently the first date card was given out in that completely unnecessary Sunday night behind the scenes episode that no one has time for. It’s Clare! Juan Pablo is excited because Clare is clever. Right, nothing says clever like a … Continue reading

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Hold On For One More Day

Sometimes LIFE gets in the way of your TV watching and even appointment television has to wait. We’ll be back with the week two recap first thing tomorrow!  

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“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 1: Things That Go (Baby) Bump In The Night

Hour 1: Sarah We’re back. So far the best thing about this season for me is “JUANUARY” — like, I get an embarrassing amount of satisfaction out of imagining the person who had the genius idea for #JUANUARY shyly bringing … Continue reading

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HAPPY JUANUARY!

We, we, we so excited.

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