Monthly Archives: February 2014

“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 9: Is OK though? Is it really?

Hour 1: Carly  Before we get into Juan Pablo and his hat trick of sexual misadventures, I’d like to take a moment to direct everyone to a very special Grantland Podcast, The Juliet Show, featuring an interview with one Christopher … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 8: Can You Take Me Hy-er?

Hour 1: Carly  This week, we have a two day Bachelor event, because Chris Harrison is maybe actually trying to kill me. Tonight, hometowns. Tomorrow, sex dates. Let’s do this thing. Nikki is up first, so she and JP are … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 7: Bienvenidos a Miami

Hour 1: Sarah All right, everyone. I’m back, I have a headache, and you know the next two hours aren’t going to make that any better, so let’s dive in. We’re in Miami, the geographical equivalent of the terminus of … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 6: It’s Her Party and She’ll Cry If She Wants To

The promos make this seem like tonight’s episode might actually be the most. dramatic. Bachelor. ever. Will Clare commit a murder suicide following her ocean romp and subsequent public slut shaming? Will Renee be outed as a seemingly decent cyborg … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 5: Sex on the Beach

JP and his Merry Band of Misfits have traveled to Vietnam for the next leg of their journey. There are 11 women left, and they’re staying at an insanely gorgeous resort. It’s infuriating. “Who are we to get to stay … Continue reading

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