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“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 9: Is OK though? Is it really?

Hour 1: Carly  Before we get into Juan Pablo and his hat trick of sexual misadventures, I’d like to take a moment to direct everyone to a very special Grantland Podcast, The Juliet Show, featuring an interview with one Christopher … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 8: Can You Take Me Hy-er?

Hour 1: Carly  This week, we have a two day Bachelor event, because Chris Harrison is maybe actually trying to kill me. Tonight, hometowns. Tomorrow, sex dates. Let’s do this thing. Nikki is up first, so she and JP are … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 7: Bienvenidos a Miami

Hour 1: Sarah All right, everyone. I’m back, I have a headache, and you know the next two hours aren’t going to make that any better, so let’s dive in. We’re in Miami, the geographical equivalent of the terminus of … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 18, Episode 3: Footballin’

HOUR 1: SARAH So, the elephant in the room. Juany Pabs, it’s 2014 and I’ve seen your tongue enter at least three other girls’ mouths. Maybe your New Year’s resolution should have been to be less judgy wudgy. The latest … Continue reading

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“The Bachelorette” Season 9, Episode 8: If you like it then you should not put a ring on it and try not to like it so much

Hour 1 – Carly  What a special night! Not only do we get to meet the gorgeous, singing family that spawned my BFF Zak, but Sarah is back to cover hour two of this hot mess. We’re starting the episode … Continue reading

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“The Bachelorette” Season 8, Episode 9: SEX DAAAAAATES

Hour 1 – Carly Previously on “The Bachelorette,” Emily made out with Arie, Sean and Jef all over Europe. Now, she has brought the final three to Curacao. Emily does a bang up job pretending like she had any idea … Continue reading

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“The Bachelorette” Season 8, Episode 2: “My pastor always said if you treat a woman like a queen then she’ll treat you like a king.”

Hour 1 – Sarah Well, this week the Muppets are going to be here, and the dudes are almost as excited about that as they are about Emily, because they are all children. Let’s do this. Note: Emily has a … Continue reading

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