Category Archives: The Bachelor

“The Bachelor” Season 17 FINALE!

We did it! The season’s over! And it has been a doozy. When I initially heard about Sean as the Bachelor, I was expecting a painfully boring season. And while he is certainly no Brad, this season did manage to … Continue reading

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The “Women Tell All” episode happened…

And we’re not going to talk about it. We spent the first half of the season learning what a nightmare human Tierra is, and guess what? That’s still true! New information: she’s now engaged. Not new information: her grasp on … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 8: Sex daaaaates! (nothing you say will convince me otherwise, Sean “born again virgin” Lowe)

Well folks, we’re in the final stretch. Sean has taken his final three girlfriends to the South of Thailand to figure out who he has the best sexual chemistry with. Sean lies that he still has no clue who he … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 7: Sean Lowe is crazy about you

Guys! It’s the hometown date episode! Time flies! Only one more week til SEX DATES! We’re starting off in Houston, with poor, broken AshLee. Before meeting Sean, she didn’t know what “real, true love” was. Eesh. So glad that a … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 3: Sean Lowe kisses everyone

Today in shirtless Sean – a light jog on the treadmill. He doesn’t appear to be working very hard, but he is dripping with sweat and/or oil, so cool. He talks about how he didn’t think he’d have feelings so … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 2: Sean Lowe does a “prank”

Man. Having the super average Ben for a bachelor made me forget that typically every intro voiceover is paired with a montage of shirtless antics. Today, we get to watch Sean lift just enough weight to make his chest sweaty, … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17 (lol), Episode 1 recap: Sean Lowe goes rogue

Ughhhh. You guys. I’m already so tired and all that’s happened is the “This season on The Bachelor” sizzle reel. It looks like Sean’s season will be exactly the same as Ben F.’s, except this time with more violence. That … Continue reading

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