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“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 5 (part 1): OMG WHY IS THERE ANOTHER EPISODE ON TONIGHT?!

Oh boy. Four hours this week, you guys. That’s a lot of abs and a lot of crying to get through. Tonight is the first half of this “special Bachelor event”, and I’m going to try to keep it brief … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 4: Sean Lowe drops a rose

Tonight, things are starting off a little differently. Rather than a shirtless Sean, we have Harrison delivering the first date—oh no wait, here we go. It’s Sean in nothing but a pair of boxer briefs picking out what to wear. … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 3: Sean Lowe kisses everyone

Today in shirtless Sean – a light jog on the treadmill. He doesn’t appear to be working very hard, but he is dripping with sweat and/or oil, so cool. He talks about how he didn’t think he’d have feelings so … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17, Episode 2: Sean Lowe does a “prank”

Man. Having the super average Ben for a bachelor made me forget that typically every intro voiceover is paired with a montage of shirtless antics. Today, we get to watch Sean lift just enough weight to make his chest sweaty, … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 17 (lol), Episode 1 recap: Sean Lowe goes rogue

Ughhhh. You guys. I’m already so tired and all that’s happened is the “This season on The Bachelor” sizzle reel. It looks like Sean’s season will be exactly the same as Ben F.’s, except this time with more violence. That … Continue reading

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IT’S BACK IT’S BACK IT’S BACK!

We’ll be here tomorrow with a recap of tonight’s episode (are you guys watching? What is with the conversational roses? OMG WTF THIS IS CHAOS!), but in the meantime, you guys should all read Dating for Eternity, a feature that … Continue reading

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Top 10 Facial Expressions from “The Bachelor’s” Courtney Robertson

On Monday night, we spent three hours watching Ben Flajnik feign indecisiveness before getting engaged (at least for a little while) on national television. It was glorious (no it wasn’t), and we’ll get you a full recap in the oh-so-near … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 16, Episode 5: “Maybe she drank too much and the Jersey Shore came out.”

Hour 1: Carly I must disclose that due to a DVR malfunction, I actually saw the second half of this episode before I started the first, and WHOA YOU GUYS THINGS GET SO GROSS. Sarah will have the pleasure of … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Season 16, Episode 4: “I almost just want to rip her head off and verbally assault her.”

Hour 1: Carly Ben and his mop fly around Park City in a helicopter. It’s absolutely beautiful (the view, not Ben’s hair because come on), which just immediately fills me with rage. The women are taken to their gorgeous hotel, … Continue reading

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